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[justpenny]

My brother is bringing home a gir! Family gossip has it that he's planning on bringing her to he House for the next family dinner to see if she sinks or swims around my Grampa.

It would be mean of me to pick on her, tease her a little and generally see how uncomfortable I can make my brother. Right?
Still. Sometimes a girls gotta be a little naughty.

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[keepollie]

It's wrong to think about you being naughty. Very wrong.

[justpenny]

How wrong? Would you prefer to think about me being very good instead?

[keepollie]

Yes, actually.

[justpenny]

You used to be fun Oliver. What happened?

[keepollie]

Hey! I am still fun. It's just that the word "naughty" brings certain images to mind and well .. yeah.

Penny | Oliver

[justpenny]

I don't get why thinking of me in that situation would be so offensive.

I'm not a virgin, you know.

Penny | Oliver

[keepollie]

I never said it was offensive. I simply think it's inappropriate of me to be thinking such thoughts.

Why so defensive?

Penny | Oliver

[justpenny]

True. But then its not like I haven't thought about you naked. It's normal.

Clint Warrington invited me over.

Penny | Oliver

[keepollie]

I guess ... still awkward, though.

Oh. Is this a good thing? Isn't he that scrawny little play boy?

Penny | Oliver

[justpenny]

I'll drop it, even though I like making you awkward.

No. It's a bad thing. A very very bad idea. One of the worst I've ever had. I can't go.

Penny | Oliver

[keepollie]

I am aware.

Okay, so don't go. There's no need for you to go, right?

Penny | Oliver

[justpenny]

No. I don't need to, in fact I can think of a thousand reasons not to but not one that matters.

Penny | Oliver

[keepollie]

Oh ...

I don't know what to tell you, Penny. If you think it's a bad idea, I wouldn't go. Granted, it sounds like you might want to ... in that case, you should go, otherwise it's just going to bother you. For days, probably. I know you.

Granted, keep in mind that if you go and it is a bad idea and he's a sleeze jerk prat to you, I will hurt him.

Penny | Oliver

[justpenny]

Its a bad idea. We're friends and I know he's a lovely person but I'm also all too aware of his reputation with women. Any women. He doesn't do relationships and i don't know how not to.
I've never done the sex without feelings thing and he..has. A lot. He has a reputation and I don't know how to fit into that.


I'm going over. This is going to end badly but..

Penny | Oliver

[keepollie]

You are wasted on the likes of him, Penny. You know that right?

You know where to find me, if you need me.