justpenny | (no subject)

My brother is bringing home a gir! Family gossip has it that he's planning on bringing her to he House for the next family dinner to see if she sinks or swims around my Grampa.

It would be mean of me to pick on her, tease her a little and generally see how uncomfortable I can make my brother. Right?
Still. Sometimes a girls gotta be a little naughty.

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From:

bletchleymiles

I believe it is the sibling imperative to be a general terror.

From:

justpenny

It would be remiss of me not to try to be the best sibling wouldn't it? And being the best holy terror to them is only fair.

From:

bletchleymiles

Agreed. I think it is especially needed by sisters on potential spouses for their brothers. I have observed that doing such is a rather apt way to put the potential spouse through their paces.

From:

justpenny

Spoouses? Hahaha, you've certainly not heard of my brother have you? I am firmly in the middle of the family and feel it my duty.

I of course am smart enough to know when not to introduce a partner to my family.

From:

bletchleymiles

Well considering the vastly different circles your brother and I run in...

That is also a good thing to know.

From:

justpenny

Both of you come from prominent families, both are charming, debonair and very handsome with minds like steel traps. Oliver and you both attended excellent boarding schools. Aside from the muggle/magical divide there is common ground.

I would fear for London should the two of you ever meet.

From:

bletchleymiles

I think you are thinking of Ade and Clint there rather then me.

However, I will accept the last statement.

From:

justpenny

You would deny you are charming and debonair Mr. Bletchley?

From:

bletchleymiles

Not at all. Just not from a prominent family. At least, not in a few generations.

From:

justpenny

I suppose it all depends on what ones believes constitutes a 'prominent' family.
It is generous of you not to cast doubt on my own lineage.

From:

bletchleymiles

Well, it is simply impolite to criticize a friend.

From:

justpenny

~~Is that what we are?~~ Perhaps at the next ball, if our paths should cross, we should take a turn around the dance floor. As friends. Natraully.

From:

mynameisclint

I can let you experience my mum and you can take pointers on how to terrorize innocents.

From:

justpenny

You were never innocent Clint. You were born all knowing just as you were born with a head fill of perfectly coiffed hair.

From:

mynameisclint

All this hair talk makes me wonder if the whole wizarding world is jealous.

From:

justpenny

Perhaps. But I've seen better.

From:

mynameisclint

You're so bloody cruel.

From:

justpenny

Stop, you're making me blush.

From:

mynameisclint

I'm good at that.

From:

justpenny

Making me blush? Hardly Clintus.

From:

mynameisclint

I'll take that as a challenge.

From:

justpenny

Will you now? And just how do you think to manage that?

Sounds like you'll need a plan

From:

mynameisclint

~~Come over and I'll show you.~~

Oh. I'll come up with something.

From:

justpenny

How..intriguing.

From:

mynameisclint

You should just come over and we can do something about the palpable sexual tension between us.

From:

justpenny

Clint. I come over there and we're not playing charades.

From:

mynameisclint

as long as we end up with you in my bed.

From:

justpenny

And then what?

I want my hands all over you Clint but then what? What happens next? I'm a crappy one night stand.

From:

mynameisclint

I'm fairly certain one night isn't going to be enough but I can't define Anything right now.

From:

justpenny

This is a really bad idea. Spectacularly bad.

Stupidly bad.

Is your door locked?

From:

mynameisclint

Just come over.

From:

keepollie

It's wrong to think about you being naughty. Very wrong.

From:

justpenny

How wrong? Would you prefer to think about me being very good instead?

From:

keepollie

Yes, actually.

From:

justpenny

You used to be fun Oliver. What happened?

From:

keepollie

Hey! I am still fun. It's just that the word "naughty" brings certain images to mind and well .. yeah.

From:

justpenny

I don't get why thinking of me in that situation would be so offensive.

I'm not a virgin, you know.

From:

keepollie

I never said it was offensive. I simply think it's inappropriate of me to be thinking such thoughts.

Why so defensive?

From:

justpenny

True. But then its not like I haven't thought about you naked. It's normal.

Clint Warrington invited me over.

From:

keepollie

I guess ... still awkward, though.

Oh. Is this a good thing? ~~Isn't he that scrawny little play boy?~~

From:

justpenny

I'll drop it, even though I like making you awkward.

No. It's a bad thing. A very very bad idea. One of the worst I've ever had. I can't go.

From:

keepollie

I am aware.

Okay, so don't go. There's no need for you to go, right?

Edited Date: 2013-04-18 09:34 pm (UTC)

From:

justpenny

No. I don't need to, in fact I can think of a thousand reasons not to but not one that matters.

From:

keepollie

Oh ...

I don't know what to tell you, Penny. If you think it's a bad idea, I wouldn't go. Granted, it sounds like you might want to ... in that case, you should go, otherwise it's just going to bother you. For days, probably. I know you.

Granted, keep in mind that if you go and it is a bad idea and he's a ~~sleeze~~ ~~jerk~~ prat to you, I will hurt him.

From:

justpenny

Its a bad idea. We're friends and I know he's a lovely person but I'm also all too aware of his reputation with women. Any women. He doesn't do relationships and i don't know how not to.
I've never done the sex without feelings thing and he..has. A lot. He has a reputation and I don't know how to fit into that.

I'm going over. This is going to end badly but..